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function strax(){
$begin = array(“a full-frontal”, “a pincer”, “a surprise”, “a brutally excessive”, “a suicide”, “a multi-pronged”, “a glorious”, “an acid-heavy”, “an immediate”, “a violent”, “a traditional Sontaran”, “a devastating”);
$type = array(“laser”, “berserker”, “acid”, “armoured attack”, “proton”, “three kinds of”, “atomic”, “toxic”, “explosive”, “red-hot”, “thermal”, “automated fire”, “cluster”, “enhanced germ”, “energy-drink-fueled”);
$action = array(“assault”, “attack”, “bombardment”, “offensive”, “barrage”, “charge”, “strike”, “operation”, “manoeuvre”);
$enhance = array(“bees”, “chainsaws”, “marmots”, “acid”, “monkeys”, “mines”, “bombs”, “snakes”, “nanites”, “spiders”, “knives”, “rockets”, “sharks”, “owls”, “repurposed cybermats”, “cannons”, “alligators”);
$enhance2 = array(“robots”, “ninjas”, “grenades”, “a dolphin full of napalm”, “acid”, “dynamite”, “xenomorphs”, “lots and lots of C4”, “tactical nukes”, “bio-weapons”, “rocket launchers”, “an elephant”, “a memory worm for afterwards”, “this pencil.”);
shuffle($begin);
shuffle($type);
shuffle($action);
shuffle($enhance);
shuffle($enhance2);
echo “Might I suggest {$begin[1]} {$action[1]} with $type[1] $enhance[1] and $enhance2[1]?”;
}
strax();
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